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Best baby products never made before... So far!
I never knew, for example, how stressful it was to ride a baby carriage on the London Underground or how annoying it is to use a baby carriage when you pass egotistical cocksuckers who leave their car on the sidewalk. In your opinion, how did earth-shattering inventions such as refrigerators, telephones, light bulbs and helmets come about?
So I thought I'd be sharing some of the things I've been inventing since I became a father. They are not quite my best idea - it would be laughable to divide them before my patent comes back - but I would go so far as to say that they are the best baby product that was never made up.
Obviously these are non-existent commodities. So instead I joined forces with one of my favorite blogs to make these inventions come alive in two dimensions - the humorously fun, squashed bunch of grapes, the violoncello, the art of Carry on Katy. First of my greatest baby items I've never made up is the Wing Mirror Hat.
Most of her lifetime she has been living on my breast, but lately a heavier and heavier Baby L has pushed herself back. It' a little like a huge backyard, you can sense that she's there, but you can't turn your mind enough to see her face. Second of my greatest baby articles that were never created is The Child Locator.
How many inventions did the thought come to me when Baby L began to move in the lounge and my whole live was being watched as a falcon was tossed, every second she was up. When she went to the other side of the lounge and vanished behind the dinner desk, I could still see where she was and know she was secure, comfortably from the couch.
And the third of my best baby items that I have never created is the side handlebar pram. Okay, so I'm not saying I made up the stroller. When I have learned something from something like grand designs or location, location, location, location, location, location, then it's those little contacts that make the big deal in the end. As Baby L was about nine month old, we turned the pram from the parents' side to the forward direction.
was the back of the stroller. To take a look at the little one's sweetness, I often tried to slide the pram while I stood next to it instead of being in the back. That'?s why my brainchild is easy. My greatest baby product finale, which was never created, is the "Get Them Moving" tool.
Baby- L is 14 month old, but still has to take her first timid step. She has been on the road for five month and has been without help for two month, but she just hasn't taken the trouble to leave yet. If you could hang some of your child's grub from his mind to stimulate him to move, what would happen?
I think of it very much from a going point of view, but it could also be used sooner in a person's being to activity them creep. An invention is essentially a bar attached to your baby (head or back), then it has a length of cord dangling in front of your baby's skull.
Here you can put your toddler's favorite meal on a cord - probably a bandana, bilberry or paste for us. Baby's are not the smartest creatures, they will see the eating, want the eating and try to get the eating. Being a faithful readership of my blogs, I offer you the chance to early start investing in these astonishing baby inventions.
You ever invent anything as astonishing as my best baby items that haven't been made? Did you develop a marvellous concept as a consequence of your parents' work?