Things BabyBaby Things
There are seven great example that show that Baby L is a very smart, irritating, manipulative little Madame: She' got her doll, but she says she's gonna spit it out and cry: Although Baby L is more than lucky to suck her pacifier, she is keen to spit it out or pull it out last with her hand so that she can cry because it is not in her mouths.
And to make matters even more serious, she decided to do so when she tried to fall asleep. You just keep the pacifier in your mouths and go to bed, you irritating little slut. She' s finished with her bathroom, we put her in, then she pisses: We' ve been spending a lot of our attention making sure the bathroom has the right temp, the right deepness and just enough blisters to decorate the bathroom with.
She has been lying on her diaper change for a good ten minute and her diaper is off and talks to the blanket about her. She is picked up, placed in her baby bathroom chair and stepped back to listen to her giggle and splash. Baby L has other things in mind - a little like Ground Force, who always wants to put a play of fountains in someone's yard, the little guy deciding that she wants to build her own well by pissing in the bathtub and polluting her aqueous environment.
This means that additional work is necessary to empty and refill the bathroom. It has an enlightening look in its eye, suggesting that it was all done on intention. and Baby L is considering whether to deliberately pollute the bathroom. She' s up, so she' gonna make sure we' re up, too:
Starting with the fourth month of life, this is more often the case, since the little one "enjoys" teeth, a surge of growing and a progressive change in sleeping habits. That means she wakes up more at nights either because she's in pains, because she' s starving or because she' s just irritating. However, after I said that, the little one has always had the custom of making sure that we are up when she is up ( N.B. when I say "we are", I mean the woman since I hardly ever woke up a day now!).
We ( alias the woman ) will often awaken at dark to the sensation of shock as Baby L roll, strike and kick to interrupt our ( alias the woman') cognition. They choose diligently when to get ill in order to cause as much devastation as possible: if baby carriers were thoughtful, they would vomit on the chiffon towel, not on your shorts if the towel was taken away seconds before, or they would poop their shorts if you entered Tesco with an empty cart, not when you are paying and are as far away from the toilet as possible.
All tally periods when a baby is ill or drains his bowel at an appropriate moment, then do the same when it happens at the least appropriate one. This proves that infants are revengeful cocks. Baby's abusive.
Remember, if infants were dumb and not guilty, they wouldn't be arming themselves with guns on their finger or a throat without muscle that would allow them to hit their heads in your way. Moreover, these pesky little boys make sure they hit when you are most fragile, when your hand is occupied consoling or pulling them up.
She is on her playmat, making noisy, cheerful noises - I take out my cell telephone to pick it up, but she is silenced. The baby smiles away and we want to take a picture of her edentulous smile, so she decided to cry as soon as she saw the film.
Terribly, terribly upsetting. Not only are infants angry, they also do it on purpose. No.