Things you need to buy for new BabyStuff you need to buy for a new baby.
Which nobody's telling you about being pregnant. Mmm.
Every goddamn fucking turn, you get a little ill. The fact that while you knew about gestational hormones-they didn't deny your emotive experiences, thank you-you didn't know that the angry pregnant woman is not just a stereotype supported by a Patriarchal community, but a truth.
It cannot be shut up, this altar egg of yours and so you should simply accept this transient, pregnant Sasha Fierce. You' re not nine month pregnant, you're ten month! You don't have to buy just one or two garments ("I never bought anything when I was pregnant!).
I was wearing just an old blouse and a couple of boys' boys' jeans, which are the most helpless thing you can hear), but that you have to buy everything new. Knuckles can do strange things in a spectacular way if they wish. It'?s a damn thing to call the glowing of motherhood a legend. is not the most irritating thing to do.
Do not do it if they are. Everybody you know has had a long contraction, a strange delivery or 487 stings - and everyone will want to tell you about it (except the 0.01 percent who had a complete knowledge of Kumbaya) to "prepare" you.
Birth, you are learning, is not so much a transverse event, but a birth attendant who presses so firmly on your chest that her legs do not hit the ground and try to get the baby out. When you were seven years old.
You' re not gonna need anything anymore. Unexplainably friendly folks. The DHL man will always see you every day - without realizing that he asked you last weekend - guessed "girl?" or "boy?" and will shine every single day when your answer is the same. to give the toddling lady a place.
What an exceptional period, so stunning - with your baby in you, his little ear and his little toe - that although men try to tell you about his generosity, nothing, nothing can ever get you ready.